friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

Going to a friends house Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?

→ Creep.: Zombie shopping mall experience!!

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Zombie Shopping Mall

Prepare yourself for the three most horrifying words in the English language: Reading shopping centre.

Bone chilling stuff, I think you’ll agree. We’ve prepared a bespoke, abandoned shopping centre in Reading, sprinkled to the gills with maniacal …